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C.C.

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I hate when people tlk lyke dis and replace real spellings with "shortcuts" such as "u, r, yr, fkn, tlk, lyke, shdnt..." and so on (although "btw, lol, brb,.." are quite acceptable).

Yes, i am one of those annoying people who always say, "well, their old music was better" (you know it's true).

I am determined to make a trip out of the country at least once every summer (once again, lack of funds tends to make that a little difficult).

I play a lot of volleyball, but just for fun (my sisters and i make a fabulous team).

You could probably see me playing tennis in random parks or running around the neighborhood (but only on sweltering afternoons).

My bicycle is my method of transportation (not so much for environmental reasons, but solely for the FUN and SIMPLICITY of it).

Find me a tree and chances are i will climb it (as long as the lowest branch is below 5'7-9).

I would rather lie down in a sunny open field with one person than be at a party with ten or twenty people.

So this was a magical moment in my life last night. Sorry for the briefness, it was also a snapchat.

— 2 weeks ago with 5 notes
#fuck you  #snapchat  #beer  #alcoholism  #narcissism!  #video  #glasses  #halp 
This is what happens when MG and I get with the times and download Snapchat…

This is what happens when MG and I get with the times and download Snapchat…

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#batman  #pizza  #party  #snapchat  #narcissism!  #good god clara what have you done... 

So Saturday night was my older sister’s bachelorette party and was one of the best nights ever despite my younger sister fleeing the club to throw up at some abandoned house (aka rape den) next to it at 2am.
Filled with good food, wine, beer, whiskey, sake, temporary mustache tattoos that ended up on my face and all over Allie’s neck, and waking up with a cat mask on that I didn’t remember taking from a bar at some point in the night…no dick shit or strippers and my older sister still had a great night so that is all that counts.

I will just leave you guys with this image that I was told about:
…I was mustached and cat masked, dancing (which apparently mostly consisted of frolicking) and throwing tinsel everywhere….

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#narcissism!  #bachelorette  #party  #drunk  #drunkgirlblog2k13  #GET REAL 
So I decided to girl it up today….awkward…. NICE FOREHEAD CLARA YOU ARE SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN CLEAN.

So I decided to girl it up today….awkward…. NICE FOREHEAD CLARA YOU ARE SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN CLEAN.

— 1 month ago with 6 notes
#narcissism!  #girly shit  #YO GURL  #GIMME DAT 
CAN WE GO FOR A WALK AS SOON AS THE CAR STOPS!?!?

CAN WE GO FOR A WALK AS SOON AS THE CAR STOPS!?!?

— 2 months ago with 2 notes
#narcissism!  #beersnbros  #sweet baby Jesus... 
No one really remembers this happening. Steve is way too good at this and apparently I am the Cameron Diaz of the picture fml.

No one really remembers this happening. Steve is way too good at this and apparently I am the Cameron Diaz of the picture fml.

— 2 months ago with 2 notes
#narcissism!  #beersnbros  #Carrie  #charlies angels