So this was a magical moment in my life last night. Sorry for the briefness, it was also a snapchat.
This is what happens when MG and I get with the times and download Snapchat…
So Saturday night was my older sister’s bachelorette party and was one of the best nights ever despite my younger sister fleeing the club to throw up at some abandoned house (aka rape den) next to it at 2am.
Filled with good food, wine, beer, whiskey, sake, temporary mustache tattoos that ended up on my face and all over Allie’s neck, and waking up with a cat mask on that I didn’t remember taking from a bar at some point in the night…no dick shit or strippers and my older sister still had a great night so that is all that counts.
I will just leave you guys with this image that I was told about:
…I was mustached and cat masked, dancing (which apparently mostly consisted of frolicking) and throwing tinsel everywhere….
So I decided to girl it up today….awkward…. NICE FOREHEAD CLARA YOU ARE SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN CLEAN.
No one really remembers this happening. Steve is way too good at this and apparently I am the Cameron Diaz of the picture fml.