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I hate when people tlk lyke dis and replace real spellings with "shortcuts" such as "u, r, yr, fkn, tlk, lyke, shdnt..." and so on (although "btw, lol, brb,.." are quite acceptable).

Yes, i am one of those annoying people who always say, "well, their old music was better" (you know it's true).

I am determined to make a trip out of the country at least once every summer (once again, lack of funds tends to make that a little difficult).

I play a lot of volleyball, but just for fun (my sisters and i make a fabulous team).

You could probably see me playing tennis in random parks or running around the neighborhood (but only on sweltering afternoons).

My bicycle is my method of transportation (not so much for environmental reasons, but solely for the FUN and SIMPLICITY of it).

Find me a tree and chances are i will climb it (as long as the lowest branch is below 5'7-9).

I would rather lie down in a sunny open field with one person than be at a party with ten or twenty people.

I HAVE FOUND MY HAT AND NOW MY DOUCHEBAG TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!!! BUT I WILL BE THE WARMEST OF DOUCHEBAGS!!!
Except my hands, those are going to be so cold. I need to pick up gloves at work, I think…
All I need is an iPod and obnoxious headphones. Good thing I have no money to spend on either of those things.

I HAVE FOUND MY HAT AND NOW MY DOUCHEBAG TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!!! BUT I WILL BE THE WARMEST OF DOUCHEBAGS!!!

Except my hands, those are going to be so cold. I need to pick up gloves at work, I think…

All I need is an iPod and obnoxious headphones. Good thing I have no money to spend on either of those things.

— 1 year ago with 8 notes
#DOUCHE  #narcissism!  #biking!  #Dollar Hell  #DT  #brb selling my soul 
It needs to get hot outside now so I can ride around like a half naked skank again in just shorts and a sports bra. It’s so much easier than this layering bullshit, what in the hyell.
I have two more hoodies waiting for me, I am sad though because I cannot find my hat. Or gloves.
I can’t wait to get home from work, I think I am going to clean the house. I should clean the house, after all I still have some Jameson I have to finish.

It needs to get hot outside now so I can ride around like a half naked skank again in just shorts and a sports bra. It’s so much easier than this layering bullshit, what in the hyell.

I have two more hoodies waiting for me, I am sad though because I cannot find my hat. Or gloves.

I can’t wait to get home from work, I think I am going to clean the house. I should clean the house, after all I still have some Jameson I have to finish.

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#biking!  #narcissism!  #brb selling my soul  #Dollar Hell  #DT 

I should do that whole “putting on my face” thing before I have work instead of the whole “staying under my covers next to the space heater on my chair until I have to leave for work in five minutes and rush my eyeliner” thing.

I have the ugliest sweater to wear tonight, it’s not even funny how stoked I am on this.

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#Dollar Hell  #brb selling my soul 
DON’T WANNA SING THIS WORKIN’ GURL SONG NO MO.
It has been so cold and I still have a ridiculous cough from when I lost my voice right before New Years…so C-BOOST is my medicine. It’s so beautiful outside though and all I want to do is bike all around New Jersey and get my ass in gear (see what I did there?) because all I’ve been doing is sitting around or getting drunk or eating like shit or not eating at all and totally losing at that whole health game.
The furthest I have biked since October is to work and that is nothing at all.

DON’T WANNA SING THIS WORKIN’ GURL SONG NO MO.

It has been so cold and I still have a ridiculous cough from when I lost my voice right before New Years…so C-BOOST is my medicine. It’s so beautiful outside though and all I want to do is bike all around New Jersey and get my ass in gear (see what I did there?) because all I’ve been doing is sitting around or getting drunk or eating like shit or not eating at all and totally losing at that whole health game.

The furthest I have biked since October is to work and that is nothing at all.

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
#narcissism!  #Dollar Hell  #brb selling my soul 
Some mornings you wake up…

And you really just don’t want to.
I blame sleeping with Dallas Green…

— 1 year ago
#...playing on iTunes  #brb selling my soul  #Dollar Hell 
Things I love:

  • Getting called into work at 8am even though I’m already working 12:30-10:30.
  • Saying “no” because I am already working ten hours and there is no way in Dollar Hell I am going to work fourteen and a half.

— 1 year ago
#Dollar Hell  #brb selling my soul 
I need to stop baking like an hour before work.

I have Cheesecake Brownie Bites that I just completely winged in the oven right now.
I need to leave for work in twenty minutes.

WHATEVER I DO NOT EVEN CARE RIGHT NOW, I AM SEEING THE PIXIES PLAY IN OCTOBER. AND IT’S FIVE DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY, I AM GOING TO BE A LITTLE WASTED.

— 1 year ago
#baking!  #brb selling my soul  #Dollar Hell  #pixies  #the pixies 
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckkkkkk

I cannot fucking do this anymore.
Not again.
And now I have to go into work.

Whatever, I have mini cheesecakes for Kelsey and Carrie in the oven and then I have to bike to work. =|

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#Good fucking times.  #baking!  #brb selling my soul  #Dollar Hell