I HAVE FOUND MY HAT AND NOW MY DOUCHEBAG TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!!! BUT I WILL BE THE WARMEST OF DOUCHEBAGS!!!
Except my hands, those are going to be so cold. I need to pick up gloves at work, I think…
All I need is an iPod and obnoxious headphones. Good thing I have no money to spend on either of those things.
It needs to get hot outside now so I can ride around like a half naked skank again in just shorts and a sports bra. It’s so much easier than this layering bullshit, what in the hyell.
I have two more hoodies waiting for me, I am sad though because I cannot find my hat. Or gloves.
I can’t wait to get home from work, I think I am going to clean the house. I should clean the house, after all I still have some Jameson I have to finish.
I should do that whole “putting on my face” thing before I have work instead of the whole “staying under my covers next to the space heater on my chair until I have to leave for work in five minutes and rush my eyeliner” thing.
I have the ugliest sweater to wear tonight, it’s not even funny how stoked I am on this.
DON’T WANNA SING THIS WORKIN’ GURL SONG NO MO.
It has been so cold and I still have a ridiculous cough from when I lost my voice right before New Years…so C-BOOST is my medicine. It’s so beautiful outside though and all I want to do is bike all around New Jersey and get my ass in gear (see what I did there?) because all I’ve been doing is sitting around or getting drunk or eating like shit or not eating at all and totally losing at that whole health game.
The furthest I have biked since October is to work and that is nothing at all.
And you really just don’t want to.
I blame sleeping with Dallas Green…
I have Cheesecake Brownie Bites that I just completely winged in the oven right now.
I need to leave for work in twenty minutes.
WHATEVER I DO NOT EVEN CARE RIGHT NOW, I AM SEEING THE PIXIES PLAY IN OCTOBER. AND IT’S FIVE DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY, I AM GOING TO BE A LITTLE WASTED.
I cannot fucking do this anymore.
Not again.
And now I have to go into work.
Whatever, I have mini cheesecakes for Kelsey and Carrie in the oven and then I have to bike to work. =|