C.C.
I hate when people tlk lyke dis and replace real spellings with "shortcuts" such as "u, r, yr, fkn, tlk, lyke, shdnt..." and so on (although "btw, lol, brb,.." are quite acceptable).
Yes, i am one of those annoying people who always say, "well, their old music was better" (you know it's true).
I am determined to make a trip out of the country at least once every summer (once again, lack of funds tends to make that a little difficult).
I play a lot of volleyball, but just for fun (my sisters and i make a fabulous team).
You could probably see me playing tennis in random parks or running around the neighborhood (but only on sweltering afternoons).
My bicycle is my method of transportation (not so much for environmental reasons, but solely for the FUN and SIMPLICITY of it).
Find me a tree and chances are i will climb it (as long as the lowest branch is below 5'7-9).
I would rather lie down in a sunny open field with one person than be at a party with ten or twenty people.
Sometimes I need my best friend and spur of the moment drive an hour and a half away to bake and talk until 230am.
Thank God we are so good looking.
So I was given a lovely request for my future brother-in-law’s bachelor party by the best man…
I was asked to make a cake that either looks like a dick going into a butt or a dick bangin’ big boobies. So I decided I am doing a double layer vanilla butt with chocolate pudding filling and a double layer chocolate dick with Bavarian cream filling and the tip in the butt. I am going to cover the balls with chocolate shavings, I am so stoked.
Although one thing I am kind of torn over is keeping the tip in or having the tip remain out (glazed tip for a pre ejac look or ganached tip for a post “accident” look). The tip in would be easier to make but I also would like to make the boys so squeamish that they don’t even want to eat it….decisions, decisions.
Working all Christmas Eve and coming home to a broken mixing bowl tonight. I am so excited about everything….like ever. Is this when I start mixing my bourbon with my coffee? No, probably not…if I get drunk I will probably fall asleep and then who will make the baklava?!?! Oh sobriety…you have won again…
I don’t know why I like baking so much, I am far too impatient of a person. Right now I am boiling down Dr. Pepper to a syrup so I can make Dr. Pepper icing..
I am also listening to Jefferson Airplane in my kitchen dancing like a nymph.
I am sober. For once. This weekend has been a shitshow, I am not quite sure if it is good or bad.
Tomorrow Sam, Dave, and I are getting drunk with strippers. This should be good.
So today has been spent waiting for MG to come home so I can take the car out, and then it monsooning so I was too afraid to leave the house since homie don’t play that yet and all. Then I ran around the grocery store and picked up a bunch of things since I have my weekend off and will have quite a lot of time on my hands. I decided to spend it baking and hopefully making money off these things. I will post statuses about it and people will like said status but then no one really says much else… =|
Anyway, today for dinner after I come back (I have to head out again) I am making baby back ribs and spicy sweet potato fries.
WHAT.
Also I am going to start making cupcakes in these little guys every now and then for special occasions. Cute, yes?
I have a whole bunch.
AND THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO BE DONE AND SHE WILL BE HOME IN THIRTY MINUTES FML.
I always seem to find myself wearing black when I decide to bake things. Mashing the shit out of bananas, brb.
